Call me sexist, call me a chauvinist, call me…well call me anything you like, just as long as you call me to dinner when it’s ready. You so know how I hate cold food. But I just love me some ladies in lingerie. I love garters and stockings, little ‘baby doll’ nighties, even a latex corset or two. And if I am of a mind, and a woman so kind to be wearing something naughty to bed, I’ll usually advice “Keep your hat on,” to borrow from Randy Newman.
I’ll find my way ’round the naughty unmentionables just fine, don’t you worry.
Why all this lingerie talk? Well, I just caught the new Ariana Grande “34+35” Remix video. Featuring Dojo Cat and Megan Thee Stallion, what our modern-day divas wear here is a spectacular showing of intimate couture.
And the ladies should be applauded for this!
I know you have to be careful these days with even hinting at objectification, but since these three ladies are putting themselves out there to be noticed in this way, I am noticing, and I am letting whomever reads this know I’m noticing. In a way you might say, that in coming to write this blog I am ‘giving my notice,’ on what I am noticing.
What I notice most in the video?
Grande sits poolside with her ‘guests,’ the ladies cavort across a gold luggage rack, and we see them from on high sprawled down a spiral staircase, a full on shot where the viewer is treated to each woman’s naughty get-up. And man, do they look hot! Ariana Grande wears a Victoria’s Secret bodysuit of black lace, with a cutout bodice, and satin tights. Doja Cat undulates in a black-and-white corset, a soft pink garter belt, and thigh-highs (I’ll say it again, I so love garters and stockings…shoot me, I’m hetero!) She accessorizes with purple gloves, and a black feather duster. Megan Thee Stallion wears a soft pink lingerie set, a chunky necklace and her own pink…in the way of open-toe shoes.
Twerking, writhing, sprawling, posing and a whole bunch of naughty lyric issues forth from the clip, enough to even make even the most hardened erotica writer/podcaster (and you can hear that podcast here, here, here and here) blush.
No matter what I am doing during my watching of this new “34+35” video, take it from me, it’s a killer!